"Aren't you cute! :D You're so cute it makes me FEEL LIKE RIPPING YOUR EYES OUT I think I already love you! :3 And if anybody tries to get in the way, I'LL STRANGLE THEM WITH THEIR OWN BLOODY GUTS!
it’s the little things that make me jealous and possessive. you meeting someone new or talking to someone else a bit too much. harmless stuff that make my head explode. and i know i can’t talk about them, because you’d realize how disgusting i am. you’d probably leave me if you knew any of my true thoughts.
me staring into my dumbass dog’s giant sweet brown eyes as he tries to eat the hair tie off my wrist: if your head is so big then why are you still so stupid you big dumb boy? huh???
look at him! there’s nothing at all in this giant head! it’s filled with air and love!!!
